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Hateful reviewers October 25, 2009

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Sometimes, you submit a paper to a conference, and you know the chances are somewhat slim based on usual acceptance rates. So you are familiarized with the idea that your paper will be rejected, but don’t quite expect what happens then. You get your 4 reviews, and one reviewer is very happy with your paper. You get a 9/10 overall. Then the other two are posing some reasonable questions, but still they both give you a 7/10 overall. And then, then comes one who basically provides all kinds of completely useless, stupid, unjustified, plain wrong comments, and gives you a 2/10 — even on paper organization, that the others all marked with an almost perfect grade. Now I have a few ways to interpret this behavior, none of which can be elaborated without becoming too explicit. I mean, this just shows hate. If it wasn’t a blind review, I would seriously think it was personal. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had papers rejected before, and I’m perfectly ok with that, when it comes with justified comments and useful advice. But when it happens without those, it’s just bothering me.

I hate hateful reviewers, and some times, I just hate my luck (or lack of luck, thereof).

Ali G August 1, 2009

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If Borat was so 2006, I can imagine what Brüno would think of Ali G. Nevertheless, tonight I got completely fixated on Ali G videos on UTube. I was just redirected to one of them, and then I found myself watching them one after the other. I have to say, he’s so damn good that I actually felt embarrassed while watching them. My favourites are the “drugs” one, and also the “dangerous weapons”:

Kritharaki May 4, 2009

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A post mostly for fellow Greeks. It turns out, kritharaki is a Greek speciality. I had no idea.

Kritharaki

0.002 March 20, 2009

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If you saw today’s XKCD comic, perhaps you also read the mouse-over hint: “And 0.002 dollars will NEVER equal 0.002 cents.” I was surprised that I still remember it, but anyhow, this refers to a Verizon horror story. The amazing audio from that story is here.

Sarah Palin gets pranked November 2, 2008

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This is very funny :) Two comedians from a Canadian radio station are calling Sarah Palin pretending one of them is president Sarkozy.

CNN top news stories October 25, 2008

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Recently, there have been many times that some of the the top stories in the CNN international edition sound like stories from the Onion News Network. Right now, the last two top stories are:

The other day I was thinking about this again and there were like 5 top stories that I would swear are a joke.
Nothing spectacular about this comment, I just found it funny how news considered by a major news network as “top stories around the world” can sound like complete satire.

Evolution bug July 8, 2008

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If evolution was working properly, Germans would have integrated umbrellas.

Rebooting elevators June 7, 2008

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Today I returned to Dortmund, being officially an employ of the University. As my flat is still totally empty and sleeping on a bench is not an option, I booked a room at a local hotel. The building is clearly quite old and the hotel is a nothing-special 3-star I-guess-ok-for-the-price place. In any case, the funniest thing happened today:

I’m returning from some shopping, get into the elevator, press the button from my floor, button light goes on, doors close, but nothing else happens. I’m waiting for a while, before I realize that for the first time in my life I am trapped in an elevator. Thankfully, it was just for a minute; the girl at the reception somehow opened the door from outside. Then we realized that the elevator’s control would not respond any more to pressing buttons — it had just died. I’m getting out and start climbing up the stairs, when I see the reception girl running them up, steps three by three, up to the last floor as I found out later on. At the time I guessed she was just checking that people are not waiting in vain, as it had probably broken and they would need to call a technician.

This evening, returning from dinner, I got in the elevator again (I just never learn…) and saw three button lights on — but the elevator was at the ground floor. I asked the guy at the reception about it. The answer was “oh yes, I must go to the 6th floor and restart it, will do”. As it turns out, switching equipment on and off to make it work, is not a privilege of IT as I used to think. I would expect that elevator controllers would have solved such problems ages ago, but clearly this is not the case. Except if the elevator is controlled by some PC-based software :-)